It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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