I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
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I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
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Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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