So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
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Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
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Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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