Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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