I just cut my nipple shaving
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
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I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
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That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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