I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
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From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
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Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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