i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
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Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
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You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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