I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
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pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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