What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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