don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
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As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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