what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
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The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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