try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
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they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
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Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
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