No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
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Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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