I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
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... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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