He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
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It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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