we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
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Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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