He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
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She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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