who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
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My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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