look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
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hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
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Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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