Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
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I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
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They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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