Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
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Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Randomize