bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
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How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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