super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
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You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
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Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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