would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
the day after is always just damage control
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
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So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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