I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
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2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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