Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
whose ass print is on the piano?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
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I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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