I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
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Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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