she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I've blown a few things in my day
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
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omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
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I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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