so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
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Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
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You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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