dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
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I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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