it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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