Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
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ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
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I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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