i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
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to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
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In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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