I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
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It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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