I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
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We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
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The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
His nipple licking is glorious
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