my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
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it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I am available for nakedness
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I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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