the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
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I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
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I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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