Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
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learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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