I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Randomize