u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
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Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
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He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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