It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
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Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
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If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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