I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
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Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
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She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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