dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
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Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
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I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
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