i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
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I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
God I need to hump something, right now.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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