Where did you get a picture of my penis
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
She announced her abortion via fbk
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
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You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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