Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
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Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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