I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
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OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
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I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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