It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
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Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
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And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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