super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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