There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
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You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
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You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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